Mellowmas 2025

Jeff: Jason!

Jason: Jeff! Jesus Christ, buddy, are you okay? My wife told me she got a text from you saying that you've been trying to reach me. It's so early on Christmas morning that my kids aren't even up yet.

Jeff: I have! It's a matter of urgency.

Jason: What's going on? Is everything okay? Is your family okay? Do you need something?

Jeff: Here, sit down. Let me tell you.

Jason: Whatever you need. I'm here now.

Jeff: It's like this, Jason.

Jason: Wait.

Jeff: Shhhh.

Jason: Wait a second. Why does that phrase sound familiar.

Jeff: Do you remember what we were doing on this day ten years ago?

Jason: Ten years ago? I don't. Let me see. It's 2025, so… Hang on, I need a piece of paper and a pen to do the math.

Jeff: It's okay. I'll wait.

Jason: December 25, 2015.

Jeff: That's the day!

Jason: Hang on. I do think I remember. I feel like that was the last time you tortured me with bad Christmas music. But what does that have to do with today....OH NO.

Jeff: [sound of door locking]