After almost two years in the ... After almost two years in the tomb, http://whereisjesus.com/ is risen! Hallelujah!
Project Elton has come to a cl... Project Elton has come to a close. Thanks for putting up with all my note-taking, everyone! Watch for the end result at @popdose!
Regardless of what it actually... Regardless of what it actually says or sounds like, “I Fall Apart” is the perfect song to close out this album.
Also, I'm pretty sure Elton re... Also, I’m pretty sure Elton reused the “Nikita” drum program for “Paris.”
I'm pretty sure I've already h... I’m pretty sure I’ve already heard “Memory of Love.” Like, earlier on this album.
That could have been a Loverbo... That could have been a Loverboy B-side, though hearing Elton sing “Angeline/You talk real dirty and you make me scream” is admittedly funny.
"Angeline" features Roger Tayl... “Angeline” features Roger Taylor, John Deacon, and some talkbox, which I’m sure wasn’t created with an actual guitar.
Dear God, why do I know most o... Dear God, why do I know most of the words to “Heartache All Over the World”?
"Slow Rivers" is a duet with C... “Slow Rivers” is a duet with Cliff Richard, which makes it sort of a suck summit.
All of these songs are startin... All of these songs are starting to run together in a watery brown stream of No. Or maybe that butthole @jasonhare has just ruined my mood.
"Don't Trust That Woman" start... “Don’t Trust That Woman” starts off with the line “she’s a real ball-buster / Don’t trust her.” I don’t know if I can finish this album.
"Your pulse that races when I'... “Your pulse that races when I’m close reads like a hoop of fire”? WHAT?
"Your pulse that races when I'... “Your pulse that races when I’m close reads like a hoop of fire”? WHAT?
I swear to God, every ballad E... I swear to God, every ballad Elton recorded between 1984 and 1986 sounds almost exactly alike. This one is called “Hoop of Fire.”
"Leather Jackets" leads off wi... “Leather Jackets” leads off with the title track, and a wall of farting synths. Sounds like a song Patti LaBelle would do for a soundtrack.
We have arrived at our last st... We have arrived at our last stop: 1986’s “Leather Jackets,” the album Wikipedia says is the lowest-charting of Elton’s career.
We have arrived at our last st... We have arrived at our last stop: 1986’s “Leather Jackets,” the album Wikipedia says is the lowest-charting of Elton’s career.
