I...I don't even know what to ... I…I don’t even know what to say about “Candy by the Pound.” Just…awful.
How did "Tell Me What the Pape... How did “Tell Me What the Papers Say” not end up as the theme song for a sitcom? Or a horrible Steve Guttenberg comedy?
"Satellite" is like three crap... “Satellite” is like three crappy songs stitched together by a synth programmer’s intern.
I also love that it took five ... I also love that it took five or six people to write this piece of shit. How totally ’80s.
My favorite part of this horri... My favorite part of this horrible song, of course, is the fadeout, when George and Elton panic and start shouting out inappropriate names.
Okay, I just read the "Too You... Okay, I just read the “Too Young” lyrics. I need to go dunk my eyes and ears in bleach.
Given the amount of cocaine th... Given the amount of cocaine that must have been in his system, I wonder if Elton realized that “Too Young” was a boring, slow-ass ballad.
Given the amount of cocaine th... Given the amount of cocaine that must have been in his system, I wonder if Elton realized that “Too Young” was a boring, slow-ass ballad.
I've never liked "Nikita," but... I’ve never liked “Nikita,” but in the context of the album so far, it’s practically “Good Vibrations.”
I've never liked "Nikita," but... I’ve never liked “Nikita,” but in the context of the album so far, it’s practically “Good Vibrations.”
"Cry to Heaven" would have sou... “Cry to Heaven” would have sounded great over a dramatic montage in a particularly dramatic episode of “Hunter.” Or “The Facts of Life.”
I feel like I should pull one ... I feel like I should pull one of my blazers out of the closet, put it on, and roll up the sleeves.
The question is, "How much mor... The question is, “How much more 1985 could this be?” And the answer is, “None. None more 1985.”
Opening track, "This Town," so... Opening track, “This Town,” sounds like Elton being swallowed by synths.
Project Elton reaches its exci... Project Elton reaches its exciting conclusion today! First up: “Ice on Fire.”
Listening to "At Least I'm Not... Listening to “At Least I’m Not as Sad (As I Used to Be),” by the aptly named fun. http://www.myspace.com/fun
My @bullzeyedotcom review of W... My @bullzeyedotcom review of William Fitzsimmons’ “The Sparrow and the Crow” is up: http://tinyurl.com/qh3mnt
